I hate toasters. They are mean to me. Especially my toaster. Its getting kinda old. It takes a while to toast now. And most of the time the toast gets stuck. So there it is trying to pop up but it can't (heh heh). It's jammed in the toaster, ready to catch on fire anytime now. And the toaster it's self is making an annoying buzzing sound as the toast is slowly inching its way up. And those stupid bagels and English muffins are too small to stick up out of the toast slot enough for you to grab them. So you have to go digging for them. But the freaking toaster is still too hot and you burn you're fingers. What is there to do? You can't exactly grab a fork and dig it out can you? You have to wait until it cools enough to touch. And by then your bagel is cold, thus defeating the purpose of having TOAST!!!
And don't even get me started on the croissants.
